This sweater is just not my color.
Of course I’m enjoying this sunbeam, why do you ask?
The worst thing about being young is all the future you have to look forward to.
My lack of enthusiasm and indifference to others has reached hipster bartender levels.
They say cigarettes decrease your life span. I wonder if there are any negative side effects?
No one ever tells me how pretty my smile looks.
The results are in - I’m doing it all wrong.
My morning routine consists of waking up and wishing I hadn’t.
Life is like a flower - it looks great from a far until you realize there are a bunch of bees in it.
If naps had a taste, they’d be delicious.
Going after my dreams! (and by that I mean I’ve decided to spend more time sleeping.)
I can’t wait for tonight to wish upon a star… To be left alone.
The best part about being empty inside is there is more room for cookies.
Don’t sit next to me. Your ‘cute’ is making me look bad.
I love hugs.
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