Deprecious Musings
Thoughts and imagery from the world's saddest pooch.
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This sweater is just not my color.
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Of course I’m enjoying this sunbeam, why do you ask?
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The worst thing about being young is all the future you have to look forward to.
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My lack of enthusiasm and indifference to others has reached hipster bartender levels.
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They say cigarettes decrease your life span. I wonder if there are any negative side effects?
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No one ever tells me how pretty my smile looks.
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The results are in - I’m doing it all wrong.
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My morning routine consists of waking up and wishing I hadn’t.
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Life is like a flower - it looks great from a far until you realize there are a bunch of bees in it.
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If naps had a taste, they’d be delicious.
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I can’t wait for tonight to wish upon a star… To be left alone.
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The best part about being empty inside is there is more room for cookies.
