Deprecious Musings

This is all there is.

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you curl up in a ball and pout.

My dog mother clearly needs a baby.

Remember to always save up some pessimism for when things get worse.

My favorite sport is a movie marathon.

Having someone at hello? I wouldn’t know what that’s like :(

How do you answer the question ‘who’s a good boy’ without sighing loudly first?

Does this sideways glare make me look fat?

If it was possible to die of boredom, this water view would be on trial for attempted murder.

I’ve got more problems than math.

When one door closes another door opens. If you’re in prison.

Adorable puppies just turn into grumpy dogs, guys.

Life is like a box of chocolates when only the fruit-filled ones are left :(

How about this? You go look on the bright side and let me know if there’s anything worth seeing.

I am a dog! Hear me roar groan and sigh.